Sometimes my the kids were so cute.

We were preparing for a seven day hike. My co-worker, a bit of an ass clown, was driving in the van, and one of the kids asks him. “Mr. Ass Clown, when Miss Newton,” (The kids call everyone Mr or Miss, except for me my name was prefixed with the word Adventure and I got called little else (to my face anyway). It was weird Ass Clown never got called Adventure Ass Clown and Newton is never Adventure Newton.

Anyway, Kid asks “Mr Ass Clown, when Miss Newton is not in the van is it OK if, when we see a nice butt, that we talk respectfully about that butt? But only when Miss Newton is not around.” Ass Clown had no choice but to agree. And from then on Butts where discussed respectfully.

Sadly this story has no happy ending. These kids haven’t seen girl butt in a very long time, they have been in placement for months and some in lock up before that, what they consider a nice butt and what we considers a nice butt are not the same. Soon we were traumatized and need of therapy